WHAT!! Glass Up My What?

by: Astrid Sinclair

That is the same exact question I asked myself when I first saw a dildo made out of glass. WHO in the world thought a glass dildo was a good idea?  NOT me I thought, until…well, until one night, alone, horny and eager to find a new toy I decided to navigate the web, not before turning on the private navigation of course.  Page after page the reviews sounded encouraging, tempting and insisted one should give it a try.  Sure enough before I could blink I was already entering the digits of my credit card, I was getting my very first Candy Colored Glass Dildo.

Seven impatient days later, here it was finally! It looked so beautiful, shinny, colorful, long and promising.  It sure looked like candy and while it was tempting to bite I decided to get down to business and enter the testing center of all things considered hot (my bed).  With lube in hand I prayed that it will remain intact, no breaking PLEASE!! How in the world would I explain this to the ER doctor or to my dear mother.  Reassured by the reviews that it will not break I dabbed lube on it and carefully inch by inch it went in, uh ah, the glass felt a little chilly going inside but after a few seconds it adjusted to my body temperature. The long handle made it easy to navigate it directly to my G spot. MY GOODNESS, thrusting carefully in bed this thing had touched, caressed and aroused me like no other, few minutes later I had cum twice.  Ahhhh, there was a sigh of relief to see it come out intact, just as promised.

So, who in the world thinks a glass dildo is a good idea? Let me catch my breath, dry myself and tell you… Me.